Genres: Contemporary Romance, Romantic Comedy
Everyone just stop for one bleeping minute so we can all get real with each other. Being a mom is some tough $#!†. You're constantly wearing questionable substances that make you ask, "is this chocolate or ... oh, crap ..." and your purse is merely a receptacle for three-week-old snacks and broken crayons.
Let's be honest ... even when we're doing this “mom” thing right, we're somehow doing it completely wrong.
Pardon us while we dust off our collective Mother of the Year trophy and proudly present you with an epic anthology of #MOMFAILS.
*Stories inspired by real life (unless you’re a cop, then it’s all complete fiction). Names and situations have been changed to protect the guilty (and by guilty, we mean the moms). Because motherhood is a battlefield and we're all just trying to survive by any means necessary.
Featuring this amazing lineup: Alissa York, A.M. Willard, BL Berry, Carina Adams, Claudia Burgoa, Crystal Burnette, Dylan Allen, Faith Andrews, Gia Riley, J.A. DeRouen, Kate Anslinger, Leddy Harper, LK Collins, LL Collins, Marie James, Piper Rayne, Riann C. Miller, Shari J. Ryan, Stephanie Rose, Stephie Walls, SM West, TL Swan, Teresa Michaels, and foreword written by: Nicole Kane Knepper.
#MomFail is 24 different authors, with 24 quick, different stories that reminded me I’m not alone in this crazy thing we call motherhood. While my babies are now teenagers, this book brought me back to so many things that went wrong back then that I can surely laugh about now!!
Sixteen years ago, I had no clue. I just turned 25 and was so unprepared for a baby. The doctor told me it would take YEARS for me to get pregnant. Four months later, I was rearranging my entire life for the baby that was on the way. Two years later, I did it again. What the hell was I thinking?!?!
I’ve laughed with my two crazy kids, I’ve yelled, I let my son roll out of my arms once when I fell asleep, feed them McDonald’s WAY many times, missed out on really important school events, cried when my son had surgery at two months old, forgot the damn PTA cupcakes, held my daughter when she broke up with her first boyfriend. So many things have happened….and I wouldn’t change a thing.
Reading #MomFail brought me back to those days when I didn’t have a clue what to do with those babies. I was very fortunate to be able to stay home with my daughter and son (and actually my nephew and niece as well) and truly enjoyed every moment. #MomFail helped me laugh at all my mistakes and realize that my kids are just fine (so far, we’ve got a few more years).
Do my kids drive me crazy? All the time. Do I sometimes stock up on alcohol and spend a small fortune at the hairdresser covering the grey? Yes. Have I made mistakes when it comes to them? Absolutely. The thing is, one day they will be in my shoes, and I’m gonna sit back and laugh. Then I’ll hand them a copy of #MomFail and let them know they are not alone.
Now…if someone will write the book to deal with the teen years, that’d be great. Thanks.
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Connect with the Authors:
Alissa York: http://bit.ly/2tkt3lq
A.M. Willard: http://bit.ly/2vGtAyH
BL Berry: http://bit.ly/2uHimwB
Carina Adams: http://bit.ly/2gOIMHr
Claudia Burgoa: http://bit.ly/2ugiEtU
Crystal Burnette: http://bit.ly/2uFaEnk
Dylan Allen: http://bit.ly/2vGUNBk
Faith Andrews: http://bit.ly/2uOc67s
Gia Riley: http://bit.ly/2gOOtVR
J.A. DeRouen: http://bit.ly/2dFHwzC
Kate Anslinger: http://bit.ly/2tLw8dt
Leddy Harper: http://bit.ly/2uF5gAG
LK Collins: http://bit.ly/2vpCK3m
LL Collins: http://bit.ly/2uHAUga
Marie James: http://bit.ly/2ubkYQ6
Piper Rayne: http://bit.ly/2ugdmPf
Riann C. Miller: http://bit.ly/1V9Q3xM
Shari J. Ryan: http://bit.ly/2vGUfeN
Stephanie Rose: http://bit.ly/2vHa3ya
Stephie Walls: http://bit.ly/2rwxvkc
SM West: http://bit.ly/2tl5j0h
T L Swan: http://bit.ly/2tbsiyG
Teresa Michaels: http://bit.ly/2rIEfrf