Published by Self on 08/08/2017
Genres: Contemporary Romance, Romantic Comedy
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Truth: A painful condition caused by a prolonged state of sexual arousal without release.
Myth: Only affects males.
I’m beyond frustrated with the man who’s left me high and very far from dry. Multiple times. But, somehow, even though I’m not interested in a relationship, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome keeps me coming back for more—one crazy, sexual debacle after the next.
Come hell or high water, the stars will align, and the release will be out of this world.
I’m captivated with the woman who’s left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she's only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it—and not in the good way—but I’m going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this “plague” of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.
It's time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who's boss.
I had so much reading Blue Balls by R.C. Boldt. I have never laughed so much while reading a book. Though I have read R.C. Boldt before, I was so unprepared for this book. My previous read of hers was Out of the Ashes and that book was emotional and full of angst. A beautiful story, but on very different level than Blue Balls.
This book was so over the top. Seriously, over the top, but together in one story it just flowed so well. I loved, loved Sarah and Jack. They met via their best friends, Maggie and Ry, who are engaged. And though for a while their timing was off, they are finally in a place to explore more. Their chemistry was so intense, but the universe, well let’s just say it had different plans for them.
Everyone has that one friend with no filter and is fun to be around. Sarah Matthews is that friend. She is funny, feisty, speaks her mind and is very open about her needs and wants. And though she is very attracted to Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome, Jake, she wants nothing more than to enjoy each other. She does not believe in happily-ever-after. Not with her experience with her parents. Thank you, but well, no thank you.
Jake Westbrook is, well, tall, dark and handsome, but that is not how he sees himself. He was the nerdy guy no girl ever noticed most of his life. But after he met his best friend, Ry, who took him under his wing in college, things turned around for him. Though he was more confident, there was that part of him that still felt like that boy. I loved Jake. He was perfect. He was so caring, patient and just a great guy. You cannot help but fall in love with him.
This is a different kind of slow burn story. Seriously. Sarah and Jack were so attracted to each other, but it seems that the universe wanted to keep them apart in the most hysterical ways possible. I wish I could tell you about every single time, but really, you just need to read it. The more they wanted each other, the more hysterical each sexual encounter became. I would seriously begin to have doubts as well.
I loved Blue Balls by R.C. Boldt. I have never laughed so much reading a book. I loved Sarah and Jack, their friends, their chemistry and the overall story. I was captivated by every word. I was so sad to see this story end, it was so good.
Blue Balls is a hilarious book that had me laughing my ass off! The events that happen to Sarah and Jack are so funny and totally relatable!! By the middle of the book, I did start questioning whether or not the universe was transpiring against them!!
Sarah doesn’t believe in love and marriage. It didn’t work for her parents, so why would it work for her? It’s just easier to go out and have fun. Sarah works hard, enjoys life, and loves her friends (Maggie and Ry from Clam Jam). Yet, Sarah has always been insanely attracted to Jack and when the timing is finally right, it’s time to act upon it! What’s a little fun between friends??
Jack is every woman’s fantasy. He is caring, thoughtful, sexy, a hard worker and is ready to find the woman of his dreams. Jack was bullied for being a nerd in school and still hasn’t quite found his way with women yet. Jack hasn’t had much experience with relationships, but when he meets Sarah, all bets are off. Jack has found the woman he’s been looking for and that woman happens to be Sarah. The lengths that Jack goes to to show her she’s the one???? Swoon worthy beyond belief (men need to take note)!!
Sarah and Jack just can’t catch a break! The chemistry and sexual tension is OFF THE CHARTS HOT!! It was hysterical to see them work through each circumstance that presented itself and how they laughed it off and just kept moving forward, building their relationship as they went on.
I love romcoms and this is one of the best! I have never read RC Boldt but I will most definitely be reading Clam Jam (the book before Blue Balls) soon!!!
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